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New Episode: Strange things that happen during sex

Posted on May 15, 2010 by | Leave a comment

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What strange things have happened to you during sex?

Dear Lady Brain,

I have a very active sex life with my boyfriend, which I love.  However, recently as I’m having an orgasm, I accidentally poop a little.  It’s happened twice and I’m terrified he’s going to hit the road if I don’t get it under control.  WTF is going on with me?

Yours, Lady Caca

Lady Caca, we’ve got some ideas for you. In the meantime, roll out a towel and listen in. You’re not the only one this stuff happens to! We took a poll and here’s what we heard:

- can’t find the vagina

- condom goes ricocheting across the room (super small japanese condom?)

- lube gets too sticky

- found another chick’s thong.

- husband made chilli pepper something (you know, take all the  seeds out by hand)…hot, hot….then don’t forget to wash your hands before getting romantic. ” – ” can you feel the burn’, took on another meaning…..

- Unwelcomed “back door” access using extremities

- Sh*t the bed

- Tiger balm/Icy Hot

- Uncontrollable laughter

- Unexpected Lady ejaculation

- Stinky (balls, vag, underarms, etc…)

Feel better now?

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New Episode: Spring into Sex! A Menu.

Posted on April 18, 2010 by | Leave a comment

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Tired of “the usual” fare? Sometimes you need to look at the menu to remember what the options are. Learn new poses and get rid of the same ol same ol!

For visual reference, view these illustrations from the one magazine you can count on to deliver: Cosmopoliotanmagazine.com!

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Just a small moan will do

Posted on March 5, 2010 by | Leave a comment

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Sexy Ideas for the Parent Set (and everyone else too!)

Posted on January 18, 2010 by | Leave a comment

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Have you started your “Sexual Resolutions” yet? The Mominatrix will help you whip your libido back into shape with daily sex-related assignments catered specifically to busy parents. That’s right. From sleeping naked and going “commando,” to getting a bra fitting and playing with lube, there’s a new simple challenges for each day in January. Check out more daily resolutions here. They seem to get hotter by the day!  You don’t have to be a parent to appreciate these–sometimes we all get stuck in a rut. Listen in here for some of our faves.

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Resolve to “get more…”! Sleep? Sex? How bout both!

Posted on January 4, 2010 by | Leave a comment

After having lived a few years on this planet you may either be tired of resolving to do things that you never see through, or of feeling somehow like you aren’t (blank/blanking) enough, doing (blank) enough or possibly getting enough of (blank). If you fall into the latter category, have we got a couple of great resolutions for you. Read on!

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The first comes from our friend Kristen Chase–aka the Mominatrix–who has started a so-called “Sexual Resolution“! As if the saucy icon to the left  didn’t tell all, for the entire month of January (and we quote), she’ll help you whip your libido back into shape with daily sex-related assignments catered specifically to busy parents. That’s right. From sleeping naked and going “commando,” to buying a new sex toy and sending your partner a sext message, you naughty moms will submit yourself to 31 days of simple challenges. So far, it’s included having fun with lube and finding your G-spot. We confess her resolution to sleep naked fell on bare ears–that’s par for the course for some of us ladies! Check out more daily resolutions here. They seem to get hotter by the day!

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As for the second “get more…” If you happened to be somewhere on the wintry East Coast at 7:30pm EST you would have heard Lauren tell 25 of her college buds (some old, some reunited, some new) that she was resolving “to get more sleep!” It was a bit of a groaner, admittedly. Or maybe the groaning was related to the very bad puns being slung from Lauren’s end of the table. It matters not– There’s evidence that a good night’s sleep cures all! Just check out this sleep challenge from the Huffington Post.  In a headline we wished we come up with, they declare: “Women, It’s time to sleep our way to the top. Literally.” All those resolutions you may have considered can almost all be solved with this one decree! Get more sleep! Go on–you deserve it. And you’ll be a better person for it. Seriously. And thanks Huff Post for the most excellent play on words (er pun!).

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New Episode: Porn Star Sex

Posted on December 1, 2009 by | Leave a comment

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CLICK TO PLAY EPISODE. Is it really all it’s cracked up to be?

My boyfriend is obsessed with watching porn with me or without me, which I don’t mind so much, I guess, but now he’s asking that we “do it” like porn stars – complete with loud moaning, dirty talk and all the other accouterments.  I’m all for adventurous sex, but this is beginning to bug! –Sharon, Mill Valley

Click here for the advice we offer up–Guys–use your imagination. Think inspiration, not imitation!

And click here for some busted myths about Porn Star sex from Salon.com

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New Episode: Pardon me, but your dildo is showing

Posted on November 10, 2009 by | 1 Comment

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Dear Lady Brain, We just moved houses so a friend came over for a playdate and visit to see the new place. I walked her around all the rooms, including all the bathrooms. After she left I went upstairs and realized my husband had left out our “private dancer” pink-swirly dildo (a la Good Vibrations) in the shower after cleaning it. It was in PLAIN view and now I am certain she saw it. The question remains whether to bring it up or stay “the giant pink dildo couple” ?

There are two possible answers to this dildo dilemma. Totally ignore it and hope that it goes away without causing unnecessary awkwardness. OR bring it up and take the stigma away. Lauren, as a current non-dildo owner suggests scoping out your friends’ house to see how dildo-friendly they are. If one is found, bring up your own swirly dancer and simply say “oops, did you see mine when you came over? Hubby was being responsible and left it out to dry properly.” If anything, she’ll be jealous that he’s so conscientious! If they appear not to accessorize like you do, then just keep mum and don’t make a big deal out of it. If they judge, it’s their close-minded loss.

On the other hand, Steph (more familiar with adult toys) thinks you should immediately take the issue in hand–invite her over, bring out the dancer and just clear the air. But don’t point that thing at her too closely, it might scare your friend away. It’s not called a PRIVATE dancer for nothing.

But good on ya for cleaning it!

-Steph and Lauren

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New Episode: Give me an “O”!

Posted on November 5, 2009 by | Leave a comment

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Dear Lady Brain, I am a guy who likes to make sure that his woman is fulfilled during sex—so I tend to take care of her right up front. But I was wondering is that the right thing to do—do women enjoy sex after they’ve had an orgasm?

  • Every woman is different but most concur that having an orgasm makes for more fulfilling sex. Ask your woman how it feels for her!
  • The options for women seem to be: get one guaranteed up front while he’s totally dedicated to the cause, and then have sex after, OR gamble on getting one during, or convince him to give you one afterward…you have to direct traffic on this one ladies.
  • Giving an orgasm is important! Joan Sauer, Author of ‘Sex Lives of Australian Women’ is quoted in the Globe and Mail, “when I asked (one respondent) how she had an orgasm, she said ‘Oh, I go into the bathroom and masturbate after we’ve had sex.’ It’s really sad. This is the funny thing, a lot of the women in the survey, including women who described stories like that, are doctors and lawyers and they’re supposedly liberated in their public lives. But in their private lives they’re still sort of back in the 1950s, which is bizarre.’
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NEW EPISODE: What are your Goals for Sex?

Posted on October 30, 2009 by | Leave a comment
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Dear Lady Brain,

Do men and women have different goals for sex? –Alex, San Francisco

Dear Alex,

We highly recommend a listen to our show on this topic!  But the best way to sum it up can be found in the following quote: “Women want a man with passionate sex on his mind and love and tenderness in his heart. She wants him to be into her, not just sexually, but emotionally as well.” Dr Fran Paver—Psychology Today blog . To paraphrase Lauren in the show, “Men just want a woman with passionate sex on her mind.”

And to find a summary of a GREAT study on what women want, take a look at this article in the Globe and Mail regarding a book called “The Sex Lives of Australian Women.” The book’s author, Joan Sauer says women just want (drum roll please) “better sex!” Guys–we love you, really!

-Steph and Lauren

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Sex tips for all you parents! (An interview with the “Mominatrix”)

Posted on October 23, 2009 by | Leave a comment

mominatrix_book_sm2We had the pleasure of interviewing the infamous sex columnist, author, and host of “Morning sex with the Mominatrix,” Kristen Chase, who brings eye-popping sex advice to droopy-eyed parents everywhere. (Caveat–we recorded this remotely and the sound quality is less than ideal–work with us people!) CLICK TO PLAY EPISODE.

We asked her  about her show, Morning Sex with the Mominatrix, as well as how she keeps the fire lit with her own husband. Turns out absence—and getting rid of the yoga pants–makes the wife more horny–how bout them apples?

She also gives us some great tips on how moms and dads can get out of the rut and get naughty.

-Steph and Lauren

PS Her new book can be pre-ordered (do it now before you get too tired or something!) and comes out in January, 2010. It gives moms everywhere permission to exchange their mommy jeans for something just a bit more, um . . . flattering. Good moms can be sexy mamas with just a little mominatrix training! It’s less about learning the latest and greatest blow job technique and more about figuring out how to make a sexual relationship work when the batteries from your vibrator are now powering your baby monitor and the last orgasm you had was when your baby slept four hours in a row.

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