From the bathroom to the boardroom, there’s always a place you can sneak away to get a little pleasure with your partner. The idea that you might get caught only adds to the excitement. Our only advice? Make sure it’s sorta clean; that the flat surface (horizontal or vertical) is solid; and please…clean up after yourselves–ya know, for the next person!
Oh yes, and don’t get caught. Proprietors may not be as excited as you are about your antics. Listen in for more tips.
Bay Area adults can now get live advice weekly on relationships, sex and more from forthright female hosts
San Francisco, CA –Lady Brain (www.askladybrain.com), known as ‘the most candid advice show on the air,’ announced today that they are moving their show to a live call-in format on Channel 92.3 (KSJO). The show will air on Sunday nights 9-9:30pm, beginning June 27, 2010.
Lady Brain is hosted by expert advice-givers Lauren Schiller and Stephanie Dominguez Walton, who offer intelligent, straightforward opinions laced with down-to-earth humor on the personal issues women face every day in relationships, sex, and family (think sexy dreams, unhelpful husbands, vasectomies, scary co-workers). The show has been called “Oprah for the ears” and “Car Talk meets Cosmo Magazine.”
“We’re taking the stuff girlfriends usually whisper to each other in the ladies room, and talking about it out in the open—it’s often astounding what we reveal to one another,” said Lauren Schiller.
“Guys are going to want to hear this. There’s no filter. It’s real fly-on-the-wall stuff,” said Stephanie Dominguez Walton.
Michael Solari, Program Director for KSJO said, “We’re excited to take on a show that knows how to shake things up. Sunday night is going to be the new girls’ night out—and this time, the guys can overhear it.”
Listeners will be able to hear honest answers to their questions, every week. Phone lines will be open Sundays 9-9:30p at 877-WE-ASK-LADYBRAIN (877-932-7552), and questions can be emailed to theladies@askladybrain.com.
Lady Brain began as a ‘no holds barred’ podcast, and soon gained their own show on 90.3, KUSF, as well as a premier position on Green960 podcasts. Their launch onto Channel 92.3 (KSJO) will enable an even larger audience to have real-time interaction on personal issues.
What strange things have happened to you during sex?
Dear Lady Brain,
I have a very active sex life with my boyfriend, which I love. However, recently as I’m having an orgasm, I accidentally poop a little. It’s happened twice and I’m terrified he’s going to hit the road if I don’t get it under control. WTF is going on with me?
Yours, Lady Caca
Lady Caca, we’ve got some ideas for you. In the meantime, roll out a towel and listen in. You’re not the only one this stuff happens to! We took a poll and here’s what we heard:
- can’t find the vagina
- condom goes ricocheting across the room (super small japanese condom?)
- lube gets too sticky
- found another chick’s thong.
- husband made chilli pepper something (you know, take all the seeds out by hand)…hot, hot….then don’t forget to wash your hands before getting romantic. ” – ” can you feel the burn’, took on another meaning…..
Tired of “the usual” fare? Sometimes you need to look at the menu to remember what the options are. Learn new poses and get rid of the same ol same ol!
For visual reference, view these illustrations from the one magazine you can count on to deliver: Cosmopoliotanmagazine.com!
Have you started your “Sexual Resolutions” yet? The Mominatrix will help you whip your libido back into shape with daily sex-related assignments catered specifically to busy parents. That’s right. From sleeping naked and going “commando,” to getting a bra fitting and playing with lube, there’s a new simple challenges for each day in January. Check out more daily resolutions here. They seem to get hotter by the day! You don’t have to be a parent to appreciate these–sometimes we all get stuck in a rut. Listen in here for some of our faves.
After having lived a few years on this planet you may either be tired of resolving to do things that you never see through, or of feeling somehow like you aren’t (blank/blanking) enough, doing (blank) enough or possibly getting enough of (blank). If you fall into the latter category, have we got a couple of great resolutions for you. Read on!
Mominatrix
The first comes from our friend Kristen Chase–aka the Mominatrix–who has started a so-called “Sexual Resolution“! As if the saucy icon to the left didn’t tell all, for the entire month of January (and we quote), she’ll help you whip your libido back into shape with daily sex-related assignments catered specifically to busy parents. That’s right. From sleeping naked and going “commando,” to buying a new sex toy and sending your partner a sext message, you naughty moms will submit yourself to 31 days of simple challenges. So far, it’s included having fun with lube and finding your G-spot. We confess her resolution to sleep naked fell on bare ears–that’s par for the course for some of us ladies! Check out more daily resolutions here. They seem to get hotter by the day!
Arianna and Cindi
As for the second “get more…” If you happened to be somewhere on the wintry East Coast at 7:30pm EST you would have heard Lauren tell 25 of her college buds (some old, some reunited, some new) that she was resolving “to get more sleep!” It was a bit of a groaner, admittedly. Or maybe the groaning was related to the very bad puns being slung from Lauren’s end of the table. It matters not– There’s evidence that a good night’s sleep cures all! Just check out this sleep challenge from the Huffington Post. In a headline we wished we come up with, they declare: “Women, It’s time to sleep our way to the top. Literally.” All those resolutions you may have considered can almost all be solved with this one decree! Get more sleep! Go on–you deserve it. And you’ll be a better person for it. Seriously. And thanks Huff Post for the most excellent play on words (er pun!).
My boyfriend is obsessed with watching porn with me or without me, which I don’t mind so much, I guess, but now he’s asking that we “do it” like porn stars – complete with loud moaning, dirty talk and all the other accouterments. I’m all for adventurous sex, but this is beginning to bug! –Sharon, Mill Valley
Click here for the advice we offer up–Guys–use your imagination. Think inspiration, not imitation!
And click here for some busted myths about Porn Star sex from Salon.com
Click to play episode (note, we think the word “dildo” appears at LEAST 100 times. Can you count them all?)
Dear Lady Brain, We just moved houses so a friend came over for a playdate and visit to see the new place. I walked her around all the rooms, including all the bathrooms. After she left I went upstairs and realized my husband had left out our “private dancer” pink-swirly dildo (a la Good Vibrations) in the shower after cleaning it. It was in PLAIN view and now I am certain she saw it. The question remains whether to bring it up or stay “the giant pink dildo couple” ?
There are two possible answers to this dildo dilemma. Totally ignore it and hope that it goes away without causing unnecessary awkwardness. OR bring it up and take the stigma away. Lauren, as a current non-dildo owner suggests scoping out your friends’ house to see how dildo-friendly they are. If one is found, bring up your own swirly dancer and simply say “oops, did you see mine when you came over? Hubby was being responsible and left it out to dry properly.” If anything, she’ll be jealous that he’s so conscientious! If they appear not to accessorize like you do, then just keep mum and don’t make a big deal out of it. If they judge, it’s their close-minded loss.
On the other hand, Steph (more familiar with adult toys) thinks you should immediately take the issue in hand–invite her over, bring out the dancer and just clear the air. But don’t point that thing at her too closely, it might scare your friend away. It’s not called a PRIVATE dancer for nothing.
Dear Lady Brain, I am a guy who likes to make sure that his woman is fulfilled during sex—so I tend to take care of her right up front. But I was wondering is that the right thing to do—do women enjoy sex after they’ve had an orgasm?
Every woman is different but most concur that having an orgasm makes for more fulfilling sex. Ask your woman how it feels for her!
The options for women seem to be: get one guaranteed up front while he’s totally dedicated to the cause, and then have sex after, OR gamble on getting one during, or convince him to give you one afterward…you have to direct traffic on this one ladies.
Giving an orgasm is important! Joan Sauer, Author of ‘Sex Lives of Australian Women’ is quoted in the Globe and Mail, “when I asked (one respondent) how she had an orgasm, she said ‘Oh, I go into the bathroom and masturbate after we’ve had sex.’ It’s really sad. This is the funny thing, a lot of the women in the survey, including women who described stories like that, are doctors and lawyers and they’re supposedly liberated in their public lives. But in their private lives they’re still sort of back in the 1950s, which is bizarre.’
