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This week: SF Jewish Film festival highlights; Space travel; TSA rules on traveling with sex toys

We get a visit from Peter Stein, executive director of the SF Jewish Film Festival, who gives us the highlights for this year’s event–it’s 31st. We’ve got clips, commentary and kudos for Kristen Scott Thomas and Kirk Douglas to discuss.

Plus, we’ll give you a first-hand report from the last of the space shuttle launches, straight from Cape Canaveral.

And…traveling with sex toys (do they make an anti-gravity kind?!) Carol Queen of Good Vibrations joins us to fill us in.

It all starts at 10pm, this Saturday on Green 960 San Francisco, and KSTE, Sacramento. Plus Sunday at 10p on KWSS Phoenix. Or, check out our podcasts and subscribe on iTunes. And sign up for our email here! We’ll send you weekly updates and info on live events.

xx,

Steph and Lauren

New Episode: Pardon me, but your dildo is showing

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Pretty in pink. (Click to play episode.)

Click to play episode (note, we think the word “dildo” appears at LEAST 100 times. Can you count them all?)

Dear Lady Brain, We just moved houses so a friend came over for a playdate and visit to see the new place. I walked her around all the rooms, including all the bathrooms. After she left I went upstairs and realized my husband had left out our “private dancer” pink-swirly dildo (a la Good Vibrations) in the shower after cleaning it. It was in PLAIN view and now I am certain she saw it. The question remains whether to bring it up or stay “the giant pink dildo couple” ?

There are two possible answers to this dildo dilemma. Totally ignore it and hope that it goes away without causing unnecessary awkwardness. OR bring it up and take the stigma away. Lauren, as a current non-dildo owner suggests scoping out your friends’ house to see how dildo-friendly they are. If one is found, bring up your own swirly dancer and simply say “oops, did you see mine when you came over? Hubby was being responsible and left it out to dry properly.” If anything, she’ll be jealous that he’s so conscientious! If they appear not to accessorize like you do, then just keep mum and don’t make a big deal out of it. If they judge, it’s their close-minded loss.

On the other hand, Steph (more familiar with adult toys) thinks you should immediately take the issue in hand–invite her over, bring out the dancer and just clear the air. But don’t point that thing at her too closely, it might scare your friend away. It’s not called a PRIVATE dancer for nothing.

But good on ya for cleaning it!

-Steph and Lauren

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Recycle those vibrators

My friend Steve at Igor just emailed me this helpful link for you eco-friendly vibrator users out there. Check it out! http://exploringintimacy.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/discreet-recycling-for-your-old-vibrators-us-uk/

Pleasure Party!

carmen-electra-stripper-pole Steph and I went to a pleasure party (aka tupperware party with sex toys) recently, hosted by her friend “Carmen”–name in quotes and so dubbed by the Avon-lady-gone-wrong who brought in all the sex toys–perhaps the name of the last house where she had hawked her wares? I think it’s great she now has a code name!

After consuming many bottles of champagne, the all-female guests had the opportunity to share their hottest sex moments–and where they took place. It was an international crowd–with encounters in Italy, France, Cabo, Portugal, broom closets, fireplaces, and our very own Claremont hotel hallway.

Thanks Carmen, we had fun! Steph says her stomach still hurts from tasting the so-called ‘pussy juice’ that came in a plastic tub, and made of god-knows-what–it is meant to enhance the taste of a woman’s real juices. BTW, she tasted it on a small plastic applicator scoop thingy. Maybe it tastes better intermingled with the real thing–kind of like the same perfume smells different on different people?

We hung with some cool ladies and ate amazing food (plus drank a ‘cum shot’!–my first, made of Bailey’s and hazelnut liquor with whipped cream on top). Some of the product left something to be desired–no fault of Carmen’s!–much of it was a la a cheap magic shop where everything was made in China of .10 cent ingredients and resold for $10.69 and all promising “INCREDIBLE RESULTS!”. And yes, every price ended in .69. Clever huh? I was impressed by the sex chair. One person sits above while the other scooches their face underneath. Holds up to 300 pounds in case you fear suffocating your lover while sitting on your his or her actual face. And of course there was the stripper pole–great exercise! You know, just like you read Playboy for the articles.

If you are ever invited to a pleasure party–definitely check it out. It was an eye-opener!

This experience must be covered in an upcoming episode! Stay tuned. And Carmen, you are awesome!