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New Episode: While you were sleeping…

Posted on June 3, 2010 by | Leave a comment

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Is your body betraying you while you’re asleep?

Dear Lady Brain,

I’m in a new relationship and we’ve just started regularly doing sleeping overs.  This morning I woke up to the sound of seals barking or a really loud foghorn.  Then, much to my horrification, I realized the sound was coming from my ass.  He didn’t say a thing about it, but he’s not deaf and we live no where near the water, so he had to have heard.  It was a reveille, for God’s sake.  Please tell me this happens to others. —Gassy But Still Classy in SF

Snoring, drooling, sleepwalking…what are you doing while you sleep? Don’t fret–when our bodies and minds relax for sleep, the cave woman inside takes over–doing and saying any old primal thing it likes. Listen in to hear how to handle it, and when to ask for help!

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New Episode: Strange things that happen during sex

Posted on May 15, 2010 by | Leave a comment

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What strange things have happened to you during sex?

Dear Lady Brain,

I have a very active sex life with my boyfriend, which I love.  However, recently as I’m having an orgasm, I accidentally poop a little.  It’s happened twice and I’m terrified he’s going to hit the road if I don’t get it under control.  WTF is going on with me?

Yours, Lady Caca

Lady Caca, we’ve got some ideas for you. In the meantime, roll out a towel and listen in. You’re not the only one this stuff happens to! We took a poll and here’s what we heard:

- can’t find the vagina

- condom goes ricocheting across the room (super small japanese condom?)

- lube gets too sticky

- found another chick’s thong.

- husband made chilli pepper something (you know, take all the  seeds out by hand)…hot, hot….then don’t forget to wash your hands before getting romantic. ” – ” can you feel the burn’, took on another meaning…..

- Unwelcomed “back door” access using extremities

- Sh*t the bed

- Tiger balm/Icy Hot

- Uncontrollable laughter

- Unexpected Lady ejaculation

- Stinky (balls, vag, underarms, etc…)

Feel better now?

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WTF: The Better Marriage Blanket–Now with Carbon Filter??

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New episode: Farting in Pilates

Posted on November 6, 2009 by | 1 Comment
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Dear LB, I’m embarrassed to tell you, but I know you’ll understand.  The other day in my Pilates class I practically farted in my instructor’s face.  Can you imagine the horror?  Help a girl out and tell me this has happened to you guys.  And, how did you handle it?

Signed,

Flexible Yet Flatulent in Frisco

Does this topic never get tired? Really, ladies! But you know what? It happens to all of us. Assuming you are human, that is. We don’t suggest you make a big deal out of it, though Steph is known to announce when she’s going to fart so you can either revel in it or leave the room (or she’ll leave the room in advance she’s so considerate!), Lauren recommends farting when you need to–it’s a function of living–but don’t make a big stinkin’ deal out of it!


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