- Vagisoft Blanket by Betabrand
WE HAVE A WINNER. THANKS FOR PLAYING!
Yes YOU can win a blanket so soft it can only be called “Vagisoft” (or Woolly Wubby if that feels better with your in-laws). Simply go to our page on Facebook, “like” Lady Brain and tell us how you would use this incredible blanket. Read on for more…
What is softer than a baby’s bottom, the cotton fields of heaven and the anus of a silkworm? You’re probably saying to yourself at this very moment “Well, there is surely nothing softer than any of those things you mentioned. Except, perhaps, the womb of a marshmallow mermaid, but that is so very rare.” The answer my inquisitive friends, is the Vagisoft blanket by Betabrand. A blanket so soft there is really no other way to adequately describe it.
And now, you lucky-luckster, you can enter to WIN a Vagisoft blanket with us, Lady Brain. Simply go to our page on Facebook, “like” Lady Brain and tell us how you would use this blanket. We’ll draw one winner from everyone who’s commented on the blanket by December 19th, 2010.
Need to know more? The folks at Betabrand have figured out a way to put Vagi-softness into a blanket that measures 5 feet by 5 feet. That’s 25 feet of softness with which you can ensconce your nakedness (or clothed-ness, which ever you prefer) while getting all sorts of busy or just watching the TV. The Vagisoft is for you and your imagination to do with what you wish.
So enter our contest! And if you simply cannot wait, you can buy one (or five) of these soft-ass mofos ONLY at Betabrand. It’s a great holiday gift for ANYONE on your list.
These gems are made in San Francisco by the good people at Betabrand.
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