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What strange things have happened to you during sex?
Dear Lady Brain,
I have a very active sex life with my boyfriend, which I love. However, recently as I’m having an orgasm, I accidentally poop a little. It’s happened twice and I’m terrified he’s going to hit the road if I don’t get it under control. WTF is going on with me?
Yours, Lady Caca
Lady Caca, we’ve got some ideas for you. In the meantime, roll out a towel and listen in. You’re not the only one this stuff happens to! We took a poll and here’s what we heard:
- can’t find the vagina
- condom goes ricocheting across the room (super small japanese condom?)
- lube gets too sticky
- found another chick’s thong.
- husband made chilli pepper something (you know, take all the seeds out by hand)…hot, hot….then don’t forget to wash your hands before getting romantic. ” – ” can you feel the burn’, took on another meaning…..
- Unwelcomed “back door” access using extremities
- Sh*t the bed
- Tiger balm/Icy Hot
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Unexpected Lady ejaculation
- Stinky (balls, vag, underarms, etc…)
Feel better now?
