After having lived a few years on this planet you may either be tired of resolving to do things that you never see through, or of feeling somehow like you aren’t (blank/blanking) enough, doing (blank) enough or possibly getting enough of (blank). If you fall into the latter category, have we got a couple of great resolutions for you. Read on!
Mominatrix
The first comes from our friend Kristen Chase–aka the Mominatrix–who has started a so-called “Sexual Resolution“! As if the saucy icon to the left didn’t tell all, for the entire month of January (and we quote), she’ll help you whip your libido back into shape with daily sex-related assignments catered specifically to busy parents. That’s right. From sleeping naked and going “commando,” to buying a new sex toy and sending your partner a sext message, you naughty moms will submit yourself to 31 days of simple challenges. So far, it’s included having fun with lube and finding your G-spot. We confess her resolution to sleep naked fell on bare ears–that’s par for the course for some of us ladies! Check out more daily resolutions here. They seem to get hotter by the day!
Arianna and Cindi
As for the second “get more…” If you happened to be somewhere on the wintry East Coast at 7:30pm EST you would have heard Lauren tell 25 of her college buds (some old, some reunited, some new) that she was resolving “to get more sleep!” It was a bit of a groaner, admittedly. Or maybe the groaning was related to the very bad puns being slung from Lauren’s end of the table. It matters not– There’s evidence that a good night’s sleep cures all! Just check out this sleep challenge from the Huffington Post. In a headline we wished we come up with, they declare: “Women, It’s time to sleep our way to the top. Literally.” All those resolutions you may have considered can almost all be solved with this one decree! Get more sleep! Go on–you deserve it. And you’ll be a better person for it. Seriously. And thanks Huff Post for the most excellent play on words (er pun!).
