Want to have an affair?

Have you heard of this Ashley Madison company? It’s like match.com but for the non-committal type. They will guarantee you can have an affair for only $249! You don’t have an affair, you get your $249 back! The deal of the century! Our favorite part is this picture–you too, could be on your knees with a man you don’t know for less than the cost of a full-facial and massage! Although it is a little riskier. Being on your knees that is. Oh you also have to tell them how much you weigh and stuff. We hope the president, Noel Biderman, doesn’t eat his own dog food. Good old LA Times reports he’s got 3.2 million members, a wife and 2 kids.